Brain Clown Posse

So I was on the internet checking out these videos, you know, looking to see what I can spin into a tv/movie/merchandising deal and I see this video about clowns and miracles and stuff. You know. Rainbows are magic. How do magnets work? Science stuff. Why does my kid look like me?

Why don't these guys have a kids show yet? What do they call themselves? The Insane Clown Posse? Here's what I'm thinking. Half hour show. Maybe animated. Got these two clowns who live in Clown Town and they go on these educational adventures. How do magnets work? How do rainbows form? Where does electricity come from? Crazy shit like that. So they go on these adventures and they sing their little science rap songs. We give 'em a clown dog or cat or monkey or something. They have a clown car, all of which of course will be made into action figures and dolls and shit. We call the show "The Brain Clown Posse" or "The Edutain Clown Posse." I don't know. Figure it out later.

And these guys have fans, right? I think they call themselves Jugglers? Juggalos? Something about juggling. So their fans can juggle on the show and teach kids how to juggle. Bam! We can sell licensed juggling kits too. We've got this built-in fanbase to watch the show, they're old enough to have kids, so their kids are watching the show, because hey, who doesn't love an educational clown, amirite? Meanwhile, they're buying the DVDs, the action figures, the pajamas, the breakfast cereal. They're coming to see the ice show. It'll be the next big Barney or Scooby-Doo or that Dora chick. We'll make billions, amirite?

What do we say? We got a deal?